Two Serious Ladies is named for the 1943 short novel by Jane Bowles.

“I have my happiness, which I guard like a wolf, and I have authority now and a certain amount of daring, which, if you remember correctly, I never had before.”


― Jane Bowles
Two Serious Ladies

 

Poems 4 Twinks by Anna Dorn

cannabis  

i love weed
& i love guns
said my uber driver
as we cruised to a sushi restaurant
with three stars on yelp 
where my mom said
she'd like to be trampled to death
by horses
& my sister fell on the floor
drunk

a n x i e t y 

ppl r like 
what r u anxious about 
& i’m like
god, nothing
anxiety lacks an
object haven’t u read 
lacan for christ sake or 
no wait lacan said the opposite but 
that’s not even close to my problem i’m just
a garden variety chickadee masturbating onto google docs
eating an envy apply & suffering from nothing in particular
killing time until gravity stops yanking on my organs
until the pit in my stomach dissolves into the soil hey
my ambient dizziness wants to know—
why did i say that thing 3 years ago like a
sad lil freak? also is my skull shaped weird 
like there’s a tumor trying to get out? 
my doctor said i might have a hole
in my heart & i said honey
that’s rich

madness method

strolling thru trees & 
looking 4 god in the light 
grasping~
4 patterns that 
prob don’t exist
not dumb but desp 
2 decode these freaky oscillations 
the randos on reddit say
just close ur eyeballs &
imagine the cars on the 101
r waves crashing
a trance no a chance 
i guess 
i’m just waiting 4 
ur freckled hand 
2 touch me 
Again\\

the mall 

sells endless 
varietals of stickers praising  
~the single life~
there is a mountain lion 
who crossed the 405 from 
the santa monica mountains 
and now lives in a big park 
alone, without a mate
 “yass queen”
this funeral has an 
impeccable soundtrack

Anna Dorn is the author of three books: Vagablonde (2020, Unnamed Press); Bad Lawyer (2021, Hachette Books); Exalted (2022, Unnamed Press). Her poetry has been published by Muumuu House.

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