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Angela Genusa is the author of Tender Buttons (Gauss PDF, 2013), The Package Insert of Sorrows, Mojibake Oven, and onlinedating/teenadultdating/Adult-Dating. Her book Simone's Embassy is forthcoming from Truck Books.